Tom Ikari

aka: Tommy, TommyGuns, RommyKins and "Heyerman the Fireman"

Blade Runner is the dumbest movie to be made.

Ever.

Nevermind, TimeLine is.

I am Stewie

I want a cow.

"And I was 21 before I lost my virginity. 21! That's not cool at all, is it?
But then I tell everyone about it, so that's quite cool -- and I've done it since then."

- Eddie Izzard

Y'know that thing Dan says he did. - Yeah, he really did.

You should definitely check these out:

My FanArt

Everyone Should Use This instead

This is Funny - And This Too

- Quotes! -

Sharla: "I'm fucking in love with you"

Sharla: "all of my typos are intended...I never truly make a mistake"

Mom: "She's threatening police action. ...I'd like to police action her, the bitch."

Mom: "Shit. didn't pay enough attention; just said yes"

Sayer: "Love and pumpkin magick"

Chris: "You're the only one who bitches like a bitch"

Jason: "You're missing school."
Tommy: "I don't go to school"
Jason: "Really? you don't?"
Tommy: "Haven't for like, a year now."

Gen: "I have a list of 33 schools that I could go to - how many should I narrow it down to?"
Tommy: "Hmmm. One?"

Danny: "Yeah... I'm on board - with, like, the shaking... and that whole thing where there are two of them"

-- I couldn't make this shit up.

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